Are you frustrated at the loss of a free-ride and sense of entitlement in America, while the growth of government involvement and distribution of wealth stalls? Do you want to live in communities where your right to three meals a day and universal healthcare are respected? Do you want others to fund welfare by forcing them to redistribute, by force if necessary, the earnings they have worked hard for? Are you looking for freedom without responsibility?
If you answered "yes" to these questions, then the Free Lunch Project has a solution for you.
What the Free Lunch Project is... The Free Lunch Project is an effort to recruit 20,000 dependence-loving people to move to Massachussetts or perhaps California, Venezuela, Illinois or Wisconsin. We are looking for progressive reformers, communitarian activists, and folks from all walks of life, of all ages, creeds, and colors who agree to the political philosophy expressed in our Statement of Intent, that government exists to provide jobs, and should punish those who interfere with the redistribution of wealth.
When you sign our Statement of Intent, you signal your semi-commitment to move to your chosen free lunch state, Massachussetts or California (or whatever state/country wins the final vote), within five years of obtaining 19,999 other people who kinda commit to move. The more signatures we get, the more secure people can be in their decision to possibly move, because they know that many other people will also be waffling — enough to make a real difference! You don't have to wait until we have 20,000 signatures to move, of course, but that option is there just in case you change your mind.
What the Free Lunch Project probably is not... We don't think we're a political action organization. We are not tied to any political party or organization yet; we do not run candidates for election as far as we can tell, we do not financially support or endorse candidates (unless they're making sure our government programs get through), and we do not oppose or endorse legislation (unless it serves our interest to do so). All these things will be done by NGO's with which many Free Lunchers are involved.
There's no better place for dependence-loving Americans than Massachussetts or California ... Massachussetts and California are leading the polls in votes that took place recently. They seem to be winning based on having some of the highest state and local tax burden in the continental U.S., highest levels of dependence on federal spending in the U.S., incumbent legislatures where state house representatives have raised their salary consistently since 1889, some of the highest crime levels in the U.S., a decent economy with plenty of guaranteed jobs soon to be paying guaranteed living-wages, and a culture of complete dependence on government programs indicated by an inordinate amount of laws protecting you from yourself.
Massachusetts is lagging behind the rest of the nation in rights that others enjoy. It is time to put in place a new law that will guarantee all Massachusetts residents safety and peace of mind! The FLP special interest group is drafting a new bill that will require all automakers that sell automobiles in Massachusetts to install turn-signals in their vehicles prior to shipping to MA. After hearing many stories from all over the United States about how every state in the nation already has these turn-signals installed stock, it is time to take action and improve the lives of every single Massachusetts citizen. In a state that already has mandated Health Insurance, invisible jump-ropes, and where everyone is a winner, it is imperative that turn-signals be included in every vehicle. In order to meet the budget needs for implementing this program, a flat 5% raise in property taxes will be included in the bill. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Massachusetts!
The Massachussetts Infomercial we've been working so hard on has been leaked to some fly-by-night (probably illegal and unlicensed) site called The School Sucks Project. Obviously, these yahoos hate children. I'm willing to bet they didn't even hire Union labor to build their website. So grab yourself a Bud Light and watch this informative piece we meant to broadcast into your living rooms this 4th of July! Be alert, there are some people out there calling the 4th "Independence Day". Watch out for these nut-jobs.
April 1, 2010
Free Lunch Project Exposed as Propaganda Arm for vast Left-Wing Conspiracy!
The Free Lunch Project, formerly known as the Free State Project, has decided to come clean by revealing it's funding sources, names of all members of the Board of Directors, and covert activities. This morning, a whistleblower at the FLP forced the members of the board to divulge this information. Our board members, the sole sources of funding for this project include: George Gore, Al Soros, Hillary Lewis, and Peter Clinton. The day-to-day operations of the FLP are handled by Tom Nealaus. Some of the more egregious activities the FLP has engaged in include, but are not limited to: Calling Ron Paul supporters "Paultards", writing letters to the editors of NH newspapers calling FSP members "Freak Staters", making fun of homeschooled kids, blank stares when confronted with hard facts, leaking stories to The Daily Kos, and the need for ongoing boutique therapy/counseling sessions.
October 19, 2009
Keene High School students win internet debate against Free Staters! (wicked dank!)
Newsflash: Local identified as Joshy Semen from Keen High saying "go away...'batin" in highlight video!
There's, like, no need to say stuff about the debate cuz that's boring. Alls I gotta say is watch the movieclip for some wicked highlights of some wicked sick Keene High Schooler's arguments! PWNED!
This is a progressive-liberal parent's wet dream to watch their children form their own cogent and articulate opinions backed by logic and sound reasoning.
August 6, 2009
Just the Facts Ma'am...
Once again, the internet has proven to be a scary place where information is freely distributed and where control or flow of that information is unencumbered by regulation and "responsible" editing. Our health care crisis is in need of change. We hope that the masses will understand this and fall in line, but sometimes hope just isn't enough. This is why we need your help to identify those hopeless individuals out there with free time and an internet connection who are spreading this information without oversight.
You can now move from a feeling of insignificance and marginal existence to being on the front-lines of enforcing compliance to what's best for the whole! You are an important individual in this powerful juggernaut of hope and change. Stand united as a whole, individually, and with self-determination by turning in your friends, neighbors, complete strangers, journalists, and others who oppose the grand social vision! This is your chance to shine (for a brief moment).
April 27, 2009
Counterpunch: Red is the new Yellow
It's all about exposing the evil in people. We know, as the enlightened and educated collective we are, that you can't think for yourself. It's our job to find and expose the shadowy misdeeds of people outside of the progressive, communitarian circle. No matter what the source, even if it is completely unsupported and/or inconsequential, we'll make sure you know the truth! But remember, we can't do this without your hard earned cash. Yes, yes...I know, you've heard the lies that those "Free Staters" have volunteered their own time, money, and talents to their cause without a penny from anyone. It's simply not true (I read it online, trust me). So please, for a measly $40 a year (Most Magazines are $10 a year, but they're capitalist pigs!!!) you too can be "in the know". BTW, I found this really cool tool yesterday. It's called Google. It's like a series of tubes...
April 20, 2009
Cannibalism discovered in New Hampshire!
Pam Martens makes a horrifying discovery in New Hampshire. Please stay tuned for this hard-hitting, investigative report uncovering bestial incestuous cannibal residents (pictured on left) in the Granite state. Here are the keys for recognizing them: They have been known to support Second Amendment rights. Some have been seen at NASCAR races. Most believe they should be "left the hell alone". They don't like busibodies. They are cannibals. "I saw a New Hampshire family at a Homeschool event here in Westmoreland. I just knew they were going to eat those children when they got home", said long-time resident Pam Martinez. "You just can't trust them!" She continued.
The clarion call for any Free Lunchers still remaining in the primitive backwoods of New Hampshire is to zone all ignorant, backwards New Hampshire residents out of their properties. Then the nanny state we dream of outside of New Jersey, Massachusetts, and New York can begin to truly emerge.
Remember: Tax, Spend, Control!
New Hampshire gets a D+ grade on Government Performance, effectively coming in last place. Get your statist nanny fanny out of there before it's too late!
WE HATE RON PAUL!!
Ron Paul: The most dangerous man alive. No really, we mean it. Ron Paul...you may not have ever heard of him, but you will. We need to make sure nobody else does. The media MUST do everything it can to black out this man's ideas, face, and platform. Call your media representatives and tell them to make sure his name is not included in any polls! If this man gets on any debate, news show, or media that reaches a wide audience, our way of life will suffer a huge blow. No more free lunch!! Please, for the love of the goddess and for the sake of the CHILDREN, Stop! Ron Paul!Oh Ron!
February 16th, 2007
There were some complaints early in the creation of the finalists poll that Maine had not been included. Boy are we glad we didn't include them. Just look at the mess the state of Maine has created by not falling in line with the consensus of those who know better than the rest of us. It is a sad day indeed.
Maine seems to be missing from the poll? How did that happen? Maybe they didn't lobby hard enough...or maybe they're really just part of Canada...hmm. On that note, why isn't Canada on the wish-list? C'mon people! It's time to band together and get this groupthink on the ball...anyone? hello? umm...
November 16th, 2006
If you hadn't noticed, the polls have not been working...until now! Yes, now you can vote. We don't care who you are or where you're from and whether or not you're even from this planet... vote to legitimize the FLP!
November 13th, 2006
To minimize confusion and to ensure equality across the board, the Free Lunch Project has decided, by unanimous vote (100%) in committee, to shorten the official name of the project to "FLP". Our new moniker is pronounced "FLoP". Tell everyone you know about the FLP!