![]() Are you frustrated at the loss of a free-ride and sense of entitlement in America, while the growth of government involvement and distribution of wealth stalls? Do you want to live in communities where your right to three meals a day and universal healthcare are respected? Do you want others to fund welfare by forcing them to redistribute, by force if necessary, the earnings they have worked hard for? Are you looking for freedom without responsibility? If you answered "yes" to these questions, then the Free Lunch Project has a solution for you. What the Free Lunch Project is... The Free Lunch Project is an effort to recruit 20,000 dependence-loving people to move to Massachussetts or perhaps California, Venezuela, Illinois or Wisconsin. We are looking for progressive reformers, communitarian activists, and folks from all walks of life, of all ages, creeds, and colors who agree to the political philosophy expressed in our Statement of Intent, that government exists to provide jobs, and should punish those who interfere with the redistribution of wealth. When you sign our Statement of Intent, you signal your semi-commitment to move to your chosen free lunch state, Massachussetts or California (or whatever state/country wins the final vote), within five years of obtaining 19,999 other people who kinda commit to move. The more signatures we get, the more secure people can be in their decision to possibly move, because they know that many other people will also be waffling — enough to make a real difference! You don't have to wait until we have 20,000 signatures to move, of course, but that option is there just in case you change your mind. What the Free Lunch Project probably is not... We don't think we're a political action organization. We are not tied to any political party or organization yet; we do not run candidates for election as far as we can tell, we do not financially support or endorse candidates (unless they're making sure our government programs get through), and we do not oppose or endorse legislation (unless it serves our interest to do so). All these things will be done by NGO's with which many Free Lunchers are involved. There's no better place for dependence-loving Americans than Massachussetts or California ... Massachussetts and California are leading the polls in votes that took place recently. They seem to be winning based on having some of the highest state and local tax burden in the continental U.S., highest levels of dependence on federal spending in the U.S., incumbent legislatures where state house representatives have raised their salary consistently since 1889, some of the highest crime levels in the U.S., a decent economy with plenty of guaranteed jobs soon to be paying guaranteed living-wages, and a culture of complete dependence on government programs indicated by an inordinate amount of laws protecting you from yourself. We know you're interested... Please sign the Statement of Intent now, participate in our message board, and sign up for our monthly e-mail newsletter. You should also like to help us advertise and promote our mission, please make a responsible and dutiful donation. |
Latest NewsOctober 19, 2009Keene High School students win internet debate against Free Staters! (wicked dank!)
Newsflash: Local identified as Joshy Semen from Keen High saying "go away...'batin" in highlight video! There's, like, no need to say stuff about the debate cuz that's boring. Alls I gotta say is watch the movieclip for some wicked highlights of some wicked sick Keene High Schooler's arguments! PWNED! This is a progressive-liberal parent's wet dream to watch their children form their own cogent and articulate opinions backed by logic and sound reasoning.
August 6, 2009Just the Facts Ma'am...
April 27, 2009Counterpunch: Red is the new Yellow
April 20, 2009Cannibalism discovered in New Hampshire!
The clarion call for any Free Lunchers still remaining in the primitive backwoods of New Hampshire is to zone all ignorant, backwards New Hampshire residents out of their properties. Then the nanny state we dream of outside of New Jersey, Massachusetts, and New York can begin to truly emerge. Remember: Tax, Spend, Control!
March5, 2008New Hampshire gets a D+ grade on Government Performance, effectively coming in last place. Get your statist nanny fanny out of there before it's too late! September 15, 2007 Updated July 11th, 2007WE HATE RON PAUL!! February 16th, 2007There were some complaints early in the creation of the finalists poll that Maine had not been included. Boy are we glad we didn't include them. Just look at the mess the state of Maine has created by not falling in line with the consensus of those who know better than the rest of us. It is a sad day indeed. February 5th, 2007This is our year! We have been handed a blank check! November 21st, 2006Why settle for just one state? We say we go for the entire planet! It's for the good of all humanity that we snuff out this flame (fire is very dangerous) of individuality. We strive to be like all our brother men, for all men must be alike. November 18th, 2006Maine seems to be missing from the poll? How did that happen? Maybe they didn't lobby hard enough...or maybe they're really just part of Canada...hmm. On that note, why isn't Canada on the wish-list? C'mon people! It's time to band together and get this groupthink on the ball...anyone? hello? umm... November 16th, 2006If you hadn't noticed, the polls have not been working...until now! Yes, now you can vote. We don't care who you are or where you're from and whether or not you're even from this planet... vote to legitimize the FLP! November 13th, 2006To minimize confusion and to ensure equality across the board, the Free Lunch Project has decided, by unanimous vote (100%) in committee, to shorten the official name of the project to "FLP". Our new moniker is pronounced "FLoP". Tell everyone you know about the FLP! July 14, 2006 » FLP Bandit Flag now available! ![]() June 30, 2006» Text of BanditFest speeches by Che and Karl published in the Essay Archive.
June 25, 2006» 2006 Bandit Dependence Festival continues at the Greenbelt Campground. ![]() Older News |
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