in order to bring about the one world We all seek, We must subject ourselves to the will of those who know what is best for the whole. We must sacrifice ourselves for the betterment of mankind. There are several ways to accomplish this:


* take yourself out
this is the voluntary way. it will save Us time and energy while leaving the money required to implement such a program where it belongs: in the central wealth repository


* go on medication
mind altering drugs can wipe out any spark of individuality and/or selfishness and bring you into harmony with your fellow brothers and sisters. remember, it's for the children. go to your local "human capital management" facility for evaluation and free prescription


* wait for enforcement
this is the costliest, least effective, and most selfish route. We must always remember that there is an entire Society out there waiting for your willing subjection to the will of the Whole. by resisting the inevitable, one only hurts the Social Order, safety, and static peace We try so hard to maintain (thanks to our Benevolent Rulers and their highly trained and respected Law Enforcement...bless their aim to always be true and quick)


It is your duty as a citizen of this planet to consider your fellow men and women. We thank you for your willingness to be a part of this voluntary subjection to mandatory sacrifice.


- the Management