The tireless mandatory volunteers here at the dependence office of mysterious happenings and subcommittee for the discovery of unimportant sidetracks has uncovered a massive conspiracy at the highest levels of the freedom movement.
What you are about to read will shock you and cause you to question your sanity, perhaps even soil your pants in a fit of righteous rage and OMGWTFBBQ!

It all begins with the innocuous and seemingly innocent alphabet:

The letter W is the only letter in the alphabet with more than one syllable.
This was done purposefully by the inventors of the alphabet (all members of the secret order: alphabetici) in order to give them special powers at certain times.
Do not be fooled by the man who goes by W and resides in the White House. The W in his name is a fake. He added it only to appear as one of the freedom-loving people. He is obviously a member of the backwards N cabal.
If one takes the phonetic construction of the letter and begins to play with it, you will find that it begins to sound more like "devil-you".
For those familiar with history and current events, the light bulb should be going off right now in an "aha!" fashion. Windows, Wal-Mart, Wisconsin, Winnebago, Washington D.C., HogWarts, Willy Wonka, WWW (devil-you, devil-you, devil-you ... the mantra of the alphabetici), and the list goes on. The signs are EVERYWHERE. Open your eyes and WAKE UP to the evil that surrounds you.

Here is a map of Washington D.C. that shows you just how overt this symbolism is. "They" are so confident about their deceit that they have put it right under our noses. They laugh at and scorn us at every turn!

More information coming! One of our operatives has gained access to Robinian Hood, the secret gathering place of the Monadnock Free Staters. We'll expose their secret Porcupine worship, burning blue effigy, and watch as they sit around and chat about how they will work to destroy the very foundation of bureaucracy and social engineering!!

We will also be exposing the ONE SIGN that "they" all use to communicate with each other right under our noses. Watch as Ron Paul himself raises his arms up into the air, forming the dreaded W...and then as he flashes the alphabetici hand signal...W.